Dayenu Had he saved us, saved us, saved us, Saved us from the mean Egyptians And not given them conniptions, Dayenu Had he given those Egyptians Unforgettable conniptions Without smashing all their idols, Dayenu Had he smashed up all their idols -- Pulverized those gal- and guy-dolls Without killing all their first-born, Dayenu Had he killed all of their first-born (Made the families so forlorn) Without giving us their riches, Dayenu Had he given us their riches Split the sea (we walked with fishes) But not drowned the Pharoah's army, Dayenu Had he drowned the Pharoah's soldiers Forty years we hiked 'round boulders But had given us no manna, Dayenu Had he given us that manna -- Go eat as much as you wanna -- But had kept the Shabbas from us, Dayenu Had he given Shabbas to us -- This day's for rest, not for commerce But not brought us to Mount Sinai, Dayenu Had he brought us to Mount Sinai Through the desert, it was so dry And not given us the Torah, Dayenu Had he given us the Torah Where we sang and danced the Hora And not led us into Israel, Dayenu Had he led us into Israel (So far this is quite a long tale) And not built for us the Temple, Dayenu Had he built for us the Temple So to pray we do assemble But had not made Manischewitz, Dayenu |
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