Must Be Passover
(Sung to the tune of “Must Be Santa")
(by Rich Goldstein)

What has Moses and a hurried flight?
Passover has Moses and a hurried flight
 
What comes around on a special night?
Passover comes around on a special night
 
Special night, hurried flight
 
Must be Passover, must be Passover, must be Passover
Goldstein-style
 
What has a burning bush and a sea of red?
Passover has a bush and a sea of red
 
What has questions and unleavened bread?
Passover has questions and unleavened bread
 
Unleavened bread, sea of red
Special night, hurried flight
 
Must be Passover, must be Passover, must be Passover
Goldstein-style
 
What story has a rotten, mean Pharoh?
Passover has a rotten, mean Pharoh
 
What story says “Let my people go?”
Passover says “Let my people go”
 
People go, mean Pharoh
Unleavened bread, sea of red
Special night, hurried flight
 
Must be Passover, must be Passover, must be Passover
Goldstein-style
 
What has slaves and 10 scary plagues?
Passover has slaves and 10 scary plagues
 
What has gefiltefish and hard-boiled eggs?
Passover has fish and hard-boiled eggs
 
Hard-boiled eggs, scary plagues
People go, mean Pharoh
Unleavened bread, sea of red
Special night, hurried flight
 
Must be Passover, must be Passover, must be Passover
Goldstein-style
 
Must be Passover, must be Passover, must be Passover
Goldstein-style