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Pesach Macarena 
(Sung to the tune of "Macarena")
Take coconut, eggs, and lots of grease, 
Cook 'em in the oven for your Pesach feast. 
They won't rise 'cause they ain't got yeast. 
Hey, macaroons! 
Mix matzah meal with eggs for a goop 
Form into balls and drop in your soup 
So heavy on your spoon it will make it droop 
Hey, kneidlach! 
Through the woods a rabbi took a hike 
Found a lake at the edge of a dike 
For her favorite dish caught some carp and pike 
Hey, gefilte fish! 
What do you need for your seder plate? 
What do you eat before it's too late? 
What do you take to anti-constipate? 
Hey, stewed prunes! 
What do we crave on the very last night 
Sprinkled with cheese for a dinner that's light 
Al dente noodles that we long to bite 
Hey, macaroni!

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